A quick drabble for kicks as my beta kicks my upcoming chapters for the revamped version of my other fanfiction So Funny I Can Cry into shape. :D Written for Challenge [191] - One-Liners from kh_drabble .

Title: The Early Bird
Chapter: 01, Drabble
Word Count: 459
Note: Even though I've never played the game before, I heard somewhere that Larxene trains our poor, lil' Roxas in the game. But, aside form that little tidbit, the story really doesn't spoil much else. :D Written because I've always wondered how Axel, Roxas, and Larxene would interact together. LOLS, but maybe my imagination ran away on this one.

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“Whoo-eee! Look at them!! Fight, fight, fight.” Peering over the railing from their position atop the plane, Axel whistled at the sight of utter pandemonium below.

“Hmmm.” Leering maliciously, Larxene tapped her chin in amusement as she watched the family of superheroes panic about the sudden abduction of their youngest member. “Gigantic robots that shoot lasers and insane villains that tries to steal babies that can mutate into a mini Behemoth? Seems like my kinda world.”

“You’re sick,” Roxas muttered, as he plopped down by the railing, turning disinterestedly away from the bedlam below.

“Shut it, kid, before I shove you down there.” A nasty smile curved onto that deceptively angelic face when she saw that the father of that little superhero family—What was his name again? Bob?—had suddenly hurled his wife through the air. “Hey, check it out. I think mommy’s coming to the rescue.”

Below, unaware of her audience and their witty commentary, Helen Parr, otherwise known in this world as Elastigirl, grunted as she caught her falling baby from the deranged Buddy Pine. “It’s okay! I got you sweetie! Mommy’s got you.”

“Ooh! Nice catch!” Axel whistled as he clapped in mock admiration.

“Glad to see you two are enjoying yourself. But we came here for a reason, remember?” Annoyed, Roxas stood.

“Hold your horses, dimwit.” Sneering a little, Larxene sighed as she rolled her eyes. “This is why I hate dealing with newbies like you. What are you rushing for?”

“This isn’t the end of it! I will get your son eventually! I will get your son!”

“See?” A mocking grin flitted across her face. Jumping nimbly off the plane as a car smashed neatly into the ugly heap of junk in which they’d been standing on (a courtesy from Daddy Incredible), a derisive grin curled onto those petal pink lips as she dropped directly in front of the falling mother and son. “Hi there,” she greet, her voice dripping with gracious mockery as she quickly nabbed the baby from the mother’s arms. “Sorry for stealing your kid like this, but our boss is kinda interested in him.”

Axel laughed as Helen, in her shock, fell through the air towards her family. Following Roxas to one of his tutoring sessions with Larxene was proving to be really interesting after all. Quickly releasing a portal directly below them, Axel heard the mother’s anguished screams just before the three of them slipped seamlessly into the darkness.

Arriving softly on the white marble ground of Castle Oblivion, Larxene smirked as she threw a mutating baby towards Axel. “Lesson number one, hero. Even though they say the early bird gets the worm, it’s usually the second mouse that gets the cheese. If you know what I mean.”

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Not that I was trying to make Xemnas out to be a pedophile, or anything. LOLS. *winces*